Life in a small town

Some levity for a Change … it’s all part of the plan …

A good friend sent this to me by email. He doesn’t email much so I figure this is his way of telling me to “lighten up!”

I am sharing because I got a spontaneous laugh and a reminder to not take things too seriously.

Credit to whoever thought this one up in the wide electronic universe …

The Lark Ascending

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And God Looked Down…

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need.  In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.
God looked down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember its God’s will.  It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

 

Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older

#9  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8  Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

#7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6  Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart.
     If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. 
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2  In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your arse tomorrow!

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So much to think about, so little time, remember to forgive.

Cheers

knight_templar_battle_wearyDisclaimer for the nit pickers: we take pride in being incomplete, incorrect, inconsistent, and unfair. We do all of them deliberately.

Freedom is not free. Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.


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